basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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skullheadandclark:

one for the history books

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dreadfully-dull:

Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself. 

yes but you’re forgetting the wave you get when even if you don’t 100% feel happy with what you see in the mirror but you’re okay and you accept it and for once you put on an outfit and think ‘hey i don’t look that bad’ 

because those are the moments that don’t come very often but when i get them i am in such a good mood i mean man i live for these moments

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384,323 plays

maid-of-heir:

therealfemstrider:

mattg124:

octopenis:

oblivionwayfarer:

grammaticalgenius:

jen0v4:

iamtonysexual:

welcometogeekdom:

allhailthecrazygirl:

napoleonbonerhard:

iamtonysexual:

lol reblog if uR A TRU 90’S KID!1!!

THIS IS TERRIFYING

i made a face that i have never made before

…yay?

I WAS JAMMING OUT AND THEN HAD TO MAKE IT STOP AND THEN STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I’M SO SCARED

It’s actually really hilarious to me how about 1/6 of the people who are reblogging this post only listen to the first couple of seconds and reblog it without listening any further, with no idea what they’ve unleashed upon their bretheren.

X3

BILL NYE THE DARK LORD SATAN

SCIENCE RULES.

ALL HAIL BILL.

HAIL BILL NYE

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

GOING

ON

<Pentagram> </Pentagram>

Bill Bill Bill Bill BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL B I L L B I L L B I L L B I L L

is this hell

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meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

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nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

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kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

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folieadude:

we have to protect this man at all costs

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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tumbleweedsinmyvagina:

br0kend0wnangel:

a-local-meth-lab:

THESE ARE SOOOOO GOOD.
WHERE DO YOU BUY THESE?!?!?!

No one knows where, they just always appeared and you never not ate it..

Grandma’s purse

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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

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